10 Facebook Jokes and Puns that Actually Work

Jokes and Puns are great ways to induce either laughter or groans on Facebook. It just kind of lightens the mood from all of the arguing, drama, personal business, political and religious debates, and inappropriate pictures that permeate Facebook on a daily basis. Here are 10 that are guaranteed to garner likes, or your money back. Ha! There free, so there!

 

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

Nikki: When are you going to be off work?
Me: Soon. I’m just wrapping things up.
Nikki: Really? Whose birthday is it?

 

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If a store has a “You Break It, You Buy It” policy, and a 17 year old breaks a bottle of wine… is he/she allowed to pay for it?

 

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they could spend years at C!

 

Chuck Norris… simply walks into Mordor.

 

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

 

Every day I’m shuffling…
Well, except for Fridays.
I gotta get down on Friday!

 

What was so dark about the Dark Ages? I’d have to say the nights.

 

How many Avatar: The Last Airbender characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
About 5, AND it will take a whole season to trade for a new lighbulb, find the blown out one, fight off the Fire Nation, make peace talks with the owners of the property, and argue about who’s “man enough” to change it.

 

If Carmen Sandiego and Waldo had a kid, it would be IMPOSSIBLE to find.

 

 

Did you see that movie where the main character dies? It had a killer plot twist!

 

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Matthew Estes

Matthew Estes currently exists in the ether between graudate student and full-time worker. One day he hopes to be a full-time novelist and blogger, but until that day comes he spends his time playing video games, eating pizza, and being with his soon-to-be wife. However, he has yet to do all three at the same time. Bucket list stuff, you know.