Dissapointing Things Your Girlfriend Can Say. #1

This is a blog series designed for guys who are in a relationship or married. Don’t worry, there won’t be anything “mature”, just ironically disappointing things that a girl can say without realizing it.

Today’s is…
“Would you pass me the ketchup?”

Let me frame it for you. You’ve just cooked a wonderful feast for your significant other, It’s comprised of some delicious veggies, dessert, and a main dish of the meat variety. You’ve done your best to perfectly season and prepare chicken, beef, or even worse, fish. You think it will be the best thing she’s ever tasted when… “Hey, will you pass me the ketchup?”

You know what this means, right? It means she prefers the taste of ketchup to whatever delicacy you fixed. It means you fail as a boyfriend and as a chef. Well, not really, but you feel like it.

See that, girls… you’ve shattered your love’s very dreams of making you a wonderful dinner. Now’s your chance to attack with the fatal blow! “These peas could use a little salt.”




Matthew Estes

Matthew Estes currently exists in the ether between graudate student and full-time worker. One day he hopes to be a full-time novelist and blogger, but until that day comes he spends his time playing video games, eating pizza, and being with his soon-to-be wife. However, he has yet to do all three at the same time. Bucket list stuff, you know.

8 thoughts on “Dissapointing Things Your Girlfriend Can Say. #1

  1. I have the weirdest food tastes. Ketchup and mayo goes on EVERYTHING. If this offends my significant other then he needs to learn to mix ketchup with the macaroni and stir the mayo in the peas. (: Not everyone likes it like that. And I guess I am really offensive because I add something to everything I eat. (:

    1. Haha… that whole post was just my attempt at humor. You just keep on enjoying that ketchup and mayo apple pie! 🙂

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