Use Your Blinker!

This is going to be a short one because there really isn’t too much to say. 

Here’s how it usually goes down (or left or right, depending). You’re crusing down a nice beautiful two-lane road. There, a few yards ahead of you is a red car, driving at a speed that’s a little too slow for your comfort, but regardless far too quick for you too contemplate passing. Besides, there are only a few somewhat unsafe passing zones to speak of in the first place. So you’re at a nice comfortable fifty-FOUR miles per hour when… 

OH MY GOSH THEY SLAM ON BREAKS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?

Then, after you test your vehicles break fluid by slamming on breaks behind you, you see them begin to inch to the right onto the nearby road. 

You say verbally:

“Use your blinker! I can’t read your freaking mind!”

And then you go on…

Well, today I had that scenerio happen twice. Were they old drivers that shouldn’t even be on the road in the first place? No. They were college age to adults, like most of us reading this.

My point is very very simple. Use your blinker! I can’t read your freaking mind! Please do this one thing for me. It’s all I really ask of you in life.

Comments

comments

Matthew Estes

Matthew Estes currently exists in the ether between graudate student and full-time worker. One day he hopes to be a full-time novelist and blogger, but until that day comes he spends his time playing video games, eating pizza, and being with his soon-to-be wife. However, he has yet to do all three at the same time. Bucket list stuff, you know.